i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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