The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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