Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
