Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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