Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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