i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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