i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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