dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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