on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
My vagina just clenched in fear
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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