girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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