can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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