loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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