our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Just high enough for therapy.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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