why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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