i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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