plz talk dirty to me
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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