He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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