Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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