I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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