Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you win again, gameday.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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