"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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