i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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