Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
