O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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