And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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