Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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