The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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