If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Randomize
