I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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