he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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