They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Randomize
