I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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