when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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