BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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