her vagine was all disorganized.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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