He is an equal opportunity slut.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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