Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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