Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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