He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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