Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
