yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
