butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wanna bring you to show and tell
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Someone shit on the floor
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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