Nicole vs. Life
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Please don't give away my fajitas
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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