its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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