operation harelip BJ is a go
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
