Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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