On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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