ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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