You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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