I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Randomize
