i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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