so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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