we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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