what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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