she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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