Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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