I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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